Courier.

Why does it happen to me?

I wanted to send a courier to my relative in Delhi. This I tried from my grandma's place. It was a township then [now too].

Me: Courier to Delhi
He: You have address?
Me: Huh?
He: Edam vilasam? [Vandhutaanuga pant shirtu potukittu englipshla pesikuttu. addressna enna theriyama].
Me: Err. yes. Here it is

I handed over the cover. I had written the address, and in from section mentioned ‘With Love from [punai peyar1],[punai peyar2],[punai peyar3] ’.

Then came the interesting part. The guy collected money from me and was filling the form.
He: From?
Me: Arakonam
He: Adhu theriyudhu.
He: Tell name? Peru sollu pa.
Me: Badhri.
He: You ?
Me: What ?? Enna ??
Me: No. I am not the [punai peyar1]
He: Then you no from.
Me: !!!!!
He: Tell name
Me: Err. My relative name is XYZ.
He: Ok. You go now. Kelambu.
Me: Sigh! Thanks

Raasa.... ini punai peyar poonai peyar ellam venaam da saami.